I Am Wonderful

Why am I wonderful, you ask? Well, do you even need to ask?

Bad question.

To start, I've been getting great grades so far in 6th grade. I got 99% on a science test, and my language arts teacher loved a paragraph I wrote.

Among other reasons that I am wonderful, I recently made an awesome pie. It was chocolate mocha chiffon, and the greatest pie I have ever laid eyes upon.

And, as the feather in my wonderful cap of wonderfulness, I got my first babysitting job. I'm happy.

*hi mom!*

Sorry I didn't say hi to my other family members, but the stupid guys standing behind a news camera always just say "Hi mom!" Not that I'm stupid. or a guy. or behind a news camera.

Okay, bye bye!

Buh bye!!

Bye!!!

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This makes me laugh.

A Devastated Cupcake Is A Devastated Cupcake

As the title of this post hinted, I am devastated.

Crying into my pillow devastated.

I'm talking 8 quarts of chocolate ice cream devastated.

Like, hiding in my room and never coming out devastated.

Why? you ask. Well, even if you aren't asking that, I appreciate your fake concern.

Some hints as to why I am devastated:

1) It's September 1st

2) I'm 11 years old

3)

And if you are still clueless, I'll tell you.

My acceptance letter to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was a) lost in the mail b) burned by my uncle or c) never sent! And no half-giant kicked down my door to hand me my letter! Which means...

THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS LEFT WITHOUT ME!!!!!

Wait... I have and idea. Does anyone know where I can get a Ford Anglia?

School! But First, A Party!

Yes, do you remember my annual swim party? I'm sure you do.

If you don't remember the party, this might help.

My party is this afternoon. I'm really excited. Although sadly, we're not throwing the watermelon or the sodas in the pool.

:(

I know, right?

But I'm excited anyway.

And then schooooooooooooooooooooooool starts...

Hallooooooo!!!

I am in Washington, DC!

My hotel is cool. You can see the Washington Monument from my window. It is tall and (possibly dangerously) pointy.

Yesterday my mom took me to see the National Museum of American History, National Museum of Natural History, and the National Archives. After that, we went to a Nationals/Reds game.

I'm not sure what we're doing today; I think Ms. Witty is going to take me and Big Pain to the Spy Museum.

On an unrelated note,

OH I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KING!

Guess Who's Back?

I AM!!!!

Miss me? Of course you did.

Anyway, camp was amazing. Going the full season makes it even better than it already is. You get to be around for absolutely everything! I can't wait to go back next year.

But I did miss home. I'm going to see Harry Potter 7 part 2 today (YAY!!!) and tonight, we're having a whole family dinner because me, Big Pain, and all our cousins will be in town. I'm excited.

And I'm going to DC soon. For a Bar Mitzvah. My summer keeps getting better and better-- I've never been there!

One Short Day

One short day until what?

The glorious return of Cupcake and her big brother!

I'm ready.