Friday Jokes

Ms. Witty's supplying this one, okay?

Why don't buffaloes travel with cellphones?













This way. Keep going down.


















Because they don't want to pay roaming charges.

I know, I don't get it either.

I'm Going Home Tomorrow

Yes, I am. But... ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS ON MY FLIGHT! YAY!

PS: Rockstar, if you read this, HAPPY 9th BIRTHDAY!

PPS: I have a Friday Joke for tomorrow. Come here to see it.

Wait! I Have A Joke!

Okay, Ms. Witty's giving this to me.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?













The answer's down here.



















You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

Sorry This Friday Joke Is So Late

I never got the chance. Okay, here goes.

Okay, I give up. I don't have a joke. I'm sorry.

JUST KIDDING!

No, I don't have a joke.

Wait! Don't leave! Okay, I got NOTHING.

Can you help me out?

My Mom's Coming Soon!

Yes she is! But not alone. *Sigh.* Big Pain and my cousin who is another Big Pain are coming too. They were and are all on a train trip in Flagstaff, Arizona. I hope they come soon!

I Had A Great Day!

I went shopping and got a lot of great clothes, and also an email from Rockstar, who's on a cruise in EUROPE! I love California!!!

Hello Again!

Here's my update: I went shopping yesterday with my aunt and cousin, but didn't get anything. I got gelato (yum!) and saw harbor seals. I went out to dinner. It was DELICIOUS! I still haven't gone swimming, but I think I will today. I had two nosebleeds, and mom, I don't know how. I promise! I played on my DS, so now it's gotta charge. I'm doing a clay class today, hope I'll make some fun stuff! Bye!

PS: Mom and Big Pain, if you're reading this, have fun in Arizona, and I love you!

PPS: Mom, you still owe me $2.

I Am In California!

I'm here for TWO WEEKS! (I'm on spring break.) I can't wait to go swimming, shopping, and have fun! I will write every once and a while if I get a chance, so for now, BYE!

Friday Jokes

Sorry this one's late. Here it is:

Q: Where do generals keep their armies?
















Go down when you know it or give up.

















A: In their sleevies!


Joke courtesy of Ms. Witty.

I Went To The Zoo!

I did it at school. On a field trip. It was FUN. And COLD. And tiring. Then, at school, we played KICKBALL! I LOVE kickball!

Bye!

Friday Jokes

Okay, this one I made up this week. Here goes:

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Chewy meat.

Chewy meat who?

Chewy meat in Chicago?

C'mon, say it out loud. Chewy meat? Shall we meet? C'mon, it's funny.

Wordless Wednesday: I *Heart* Turkey

I swear, I did not do anything to it.