I Can Haz Cellphone? A Story in Pictures. And Words. So Basically, It's Just A Normal Story.

I was like:

And my mom was all, "Okay. You lost your last one, so I guess you need a new one."

And I was like:

So after a long time of waiting, my mom finally got around to taking me to Best Buy. On the way home after that, I was like:
YAY! WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Picture from The Dork Diaries.

I'm SO HAPPY! And no, my phone does not look like:

It looks like:

Except with silver bling all over it. I'm so happy!!!!1!!

Friday Jokes

Ms. Witty's supplying this one, okay?

Why don't buffaloes travel with cellphones?













This way. Keep going down.


















Because they don't want to pay roaming charges.

I know, I don't get it either.

World Wide News...

Yes, I got a cellphone. It's pretty cool. I know.