Do Not Fear! I Am Here!

Where have I been the past two weeks? Let's see... Rome, Croatia, Athens, Olympia, Sicily, and Turkey. And Corfu. (Even though I didn't get off the boat to go.) Which brings me to WHY I was gone on the Eastern Mediterranean. I was on a cruise. There. I said it. HAPPY? Of course you aren't. Was it for a special occasion? A little. Was it so that I could experience culture? I dunno. Was it 'cause I have the greatest grandparents in the world? Well, DUH! I liked Athens best. It was AWESOME. Okay! Bye!

Wordless Wednesday: I *Heart* Turkey

I swear, I did not do anything to it.

Friday Jokes

This is my new segment. It is called:

(drumroll please)...

Friday Jokes!

In this segment, you'll get a new, funny, joke. Made by me!

Here's my first one:

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?






Do you think you know the answer? Go down if you're ready.











A: To show he wasn't chicken!