My Review Of The Lightning Thief Is The Only One That Matters, Right Linda?

So I've seen the Lightning Thief twice already and might see it again. Here's my review, the only one that matters:

The story was a bit off, their quest wasn't like in the book BUT I still loved it.

I loved how the pen turned into his sword, Riptide. I loved the scenes of him sitting at the bottom of the pool.

Wait, I have a confession.

I'm Hannah Montana.

Just kidding! I'm sure it was obvious BUT...

I loved it.

Do yourself a favor ASAP:

Go see The Lightning Thief.

And I mean it.

Right Chili? Rockstar?

Guess who?

Yeah! Me! I'm back from camp. My favorite thing was tubing. It was awesome. I loved it. I took some pictures I'll show you soon.


Because I really want Miley Cyrus's new album, (Breakout, but Ms. Witty won't buy it for me,) here are 7 things about camp:

1. There was a pool and a lake.
2. I was in cabin G-3.
3. I enjoyed the food.
4. I had a top bunk.
5. I had Hannah Montana sheets. (Cool!)
6. I sent Big Pain an empty envelope. (Ha ha!)
7. Ms. Witty sent me a 3 pounds of Laffy Taffy.

There! 7 things! See ya!

5 Reasons To Love Other People Besides Hannah Montana. (I Mean Like Selena Gomez.)

Okay, ummmmmm. Here's 5 reasons to love Selena Gomez:

1. She plays Hannah Montana's rival, Mikayla.
2. She plays Alex Russo on Wizards of Waverly Place.
3. She sings really well.
4. She's on an episode of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

And, here's the 5th reason folks:

5. Smiley loves Selena Gomez.

Thank you. I hope you feel a bit more open to other stars now. Drive careful now. Bye.

5 Reasons To Love Other People Besides Hannah Montana. (I Mean Like The Jonas Brothers.)

These are the Jonas Brothers: Kevin, Joe, and Nick.

Okie dokie folks. 5 reasons to love the Jonas Brothers:

1. Wynner loves Joe.
2. My cousin looks like Nick.
3. They have their own TV show called Jonas Brothers: Living The Dream.
4. Their song, SOS, is awesome.

And last, but best, here's number five:

5. The Jonas Brothers are in the new movie, Camp Rock! Yayyyyyyy!



See? It's not all about Hannah Montana!

Hannah, Hannah and... MORE HANNAH! YAYYYYY!

To some, Hannah Montana is as boring as Pokemon is to me.

To others... (like moi!)

She...

Is...

Like...

THIS!!!!!!


Needs more Hannah...

How 'bout this?


Awesome!

Hard To Understand? Isn't It?

Translation to Nobody's Perfect:

Everybody makes mistakes... Everybody has those days... 1 2 3 4!

Everybody makes mistakes... Everybody has those days... Everybody knows what what I'm talkin' 'bout... Everybody gets that way... [x2]

Sometimes I'm in a jam

I've gotta make a plan
It might be crazy

I do it anyway

No way to know for sure
I'll figure out a cure
I'm patchin' up the holes
But then it overflows
If I'm not doin' to well
Why be so hard on my self?

[Chorus]
Nobody's Perfect!
I gotta work it!
Again and again 'til I get it right
Nobody's Perfect!
You live and you learn it!
And if I mess it up sometimes...
Nobody's perfect

Sometimes I work a scheme
But then it flips on me
Doesn't turn out how I planned
get stuck in quick sand
No problem, can be solved
Once I get involved
I try to be delicate
Then crash right into it
My intentions are good
Sometimes just misunderstood

[Chorus]

Nobody's perfect!
I gotta work it!
I know in time I'll find a way
Nobody's perfect!

Sometimes I fix things up
And they fall apart again
Nobody's perfect

I might mix things up
But I always get it right in the end

[Talking]
Next time you feel like... it's just one of those days...
when you just can't seem to win
If things don't turn out the way you plan,
FIGURE SOMETHING ELSE OUT!
Don't stay down! Try again! YEAH!

[Singing (x2)]
Everybody makes mistakes.....
everybody has those days.....
everybody knows what, what I'm talkin' 'bout.......
everybody gets that way

Nobody's Perfect!
I gotta work it!
Again and again 'til I get it right!
Nobody's Perfect!
Ya live and ya learn it!
And if I mess it up sometimes...
Nobody's Perfect!
I gotta work it!
I know in time I'll find a way
Nobody's Perfect.
Ya live and ya learn it!
'Cause everybody makes mistakes
Nobody's Perfect!
Nobody's Perfect! No no! Nobody's Perfect!



TaDa!

Welcome All Hannah Fans!

Okay, well, I think my blog name says a lot, but, just in case you can't tell...I AM A HUGE HANNAH MONTANA FAN! oops! was that that a bit too loud? I love all of her songs, I know them all too. Yay me!