So, Labor Day weekend was a blast. Blast, geddit? Oh, well, you'll get it soon.So, anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted by... by... by, oh you are good. Fine, I interrupted myself.
Okay, no more distractions... *Distant music plays* Ooh! The ice cream truck!
Okay, fine. I went out to lunch in Springfield, Illinois. I got chili. They came with, ooh, you guested it! Oyster crackers! So, I was opening my oyster crackers, so I tried popping it. Pop! It popped, but nothing happened. I tried pinching and pulling. And then...
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BOOM!
The oyster crackers flew like a firework display. One hit Big Pain in the eye.
*Laughs...*
There were people walking in the door right as it exploded, that got showered. With oyster crackers.
Now do you get my little thing about a blast?
Have you ever gotten showered with oyster crackers?
