The Rockstar Family Text-Off

Here's a word-for-word transcript of the latest monologue by Rock Star; you can guess how it ended:

After approximately two hours of back and forth (mostly forth) between me and Rockstar:

"'stop texting for now
Rockstar's dad'
5:27 pm 3/18/08"

Rockstar, takes the phone, later to tell me he only said for now.

"'Never mind!'
5:33pm 3/18/08"

And she's off and running texting again:

"'Let's text!!!'
5:35pm 3/18/08"

But I have been in another room and Ms. Witty has been ignoring the beeping and ringing from the Razr that indicate a fresh supply of messages from Rockstar. Keep reading.

"'Hannah Fanna?'
5:36pm 3/18/08"

Rockstar was caught, red-handed and her parents had punished her:

"'Hannah Fanna Rockstar is not allowed to text d For one week. Mom.'
5:52pm 3/18/08"

When I came up Ms. Witty was laughing; telling me I had to read it. It was hilarious.

Cellphones, What Would We Do Without Them?

Yes. Ask yourself. Why the heck am I looking at a picture of a Pink Razr and another of text messaging?

Okay. Did you do it?

Good.

Now, I will tell you. I have to whisper or she will hear though. TEXT MESSAGING IS MY FAVORITE WAY TO COMMUNICATE WITH MY BEST FRIEND!

Oops, was that a bit too loud?

The only problem, yes we do have a problem, is that her dad has an i-phone, and my mom has a razr. She is a bit faster. Also, she doesn't know how to backspace, so we have the occasional occasion where I get confused by typos.She is grounded for a week because she didn't stop texting and is, I expect, horribly bored.

I can't wait for next week Rockstar!

No, she's not that good. And, hey! What's the name of the restaurant? I hope it's good. I don't like cheap food.