I'm Back!!!

I got home on Friday but was really tired so I slept all day, woke up at 9:30 PM, and went to bed at 3 AM.

I am not quite ready to post my daily accounts of Israel, I still need to put in pictures but I promise that I will find time to post them.

Peace out!

PS: Friday/Saturday was Rockstar's 10th birthday! Happy birthday!

PSS: (There is more on Rockstar, Upchuck!)

Our First Episode Of "Will It Pop?"

Rockstar and I got together today. We decided to have some fun. We made the first ever episode of...

Will It Pop?

Here's Rockstar with her point of view:
"Will It Pop it mostly about a semi sphere that pops. (It is hollow.) It was really fun filming it. Hope you enjoy it.Thank you!!!!:

Rockstar's right. If Ms. Witty hadn't deleted them, we'd even have bloopers.
PS: I'm in the jean jacket. Rockstar's in the sunglasses.
Enjoy!

*Beatboxing* Apfoo Apfoo Apfoopfoopfoo *Beatboxing*

I've been making up goofy raps for a while. (With of course my BF, Rocksatar.) It's really fun. You should try it!

Happy Birthday To Him

Remember Him? Rockstar's little brother? Tomorrow's his 5th birthday.

Thank you for letting me waste one precious minute of your special life. Just thought I'd let you know.

What Do You Do At A Sleepover When You're Bored?

Spit takes. That's right. Spit takes.

Okay, let's back up. Let me tell you the full story. Okay? Rewind.

So I had a sleepover with Rockstar and my newest newcomer to my blog my new-ish friend Bamboo. Why is she Bamboo? Because of the poem she made in second grade.

Bamboo
By: Bamboo
Bamboo, bamboo, bamboo.
Juicy bamboo, sweet bamboo, delicious bamboo.
Last of all, but best of all,

Pandas, spring, bamboo.

I know. Genius. Just for fun, I'll tell you her other hit.

Elk
By: Bamboo

I saw elk.
They were eating.
I got down and pretended to be an elk.
I love winter.

I know. Genius. But let's not get sidetracked. So, let's fast forward to the pizza. So, the pizza delivery guy came. We ate pizza. For dessert, we had cookies. Then, the best part of the whole night: Spit takes ! Luckily, Bamboo and I will laugh at anything. So, we stood by the door. When we gave the thumbs up, we would say something as lame as "pudding". Well, I said it was lame, didn't I? Okay, so it was totally awesome. I'll never forget it.

So, Last Night I Was Over At Rockstar's House, To Watch...

...The world premier of the Cheetah Girls One World movie. So, let me tell you about our great night:

First, I went up to her door and rang the bell. Rockstar, closely tailed by her 4 year old brother, who says he will be 5 on September 42nd, now known as Him. Well, anyway, they came running to the door. Big Pain carried around Him for a minute or two, and then Ms. Witty and Big Pain left. After they left, Rockstar picked up a ukulele and began goofing around. We played on the computer for about a hour. Then we ate dinner. Then...

THE MOVIE STARTED!

Rockstar's nanny brought us popcorn. Then, for a bit, we were throwing up popcorn and catching it in our mouths.

What a night.

Rockstar's 8th Birthday

Today is Rockstar's 8th birthday. I got her present at Feefifoto.com. Even though I am out of town, I called her. She got...

• A bunny Webkinz
• A picture frame from Wynner
  
• Perfume, I think, and some other stuff.

(This is a secret until Monday, so Rockstar, if you read this before then, don't tell me, then please act surprised when you get it.)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROCKSTAR! Woo hoo!

The Rockstar Family Text-Off

Here's a word-for-word transcript of the latest monologue by Rock Star; you can guess how it ended:

After approximately two hours of back and forth (mostly forth) between me and Rockstar:

"'stop texting for now
Rockstar's dad'
5:27 pm 3/18/08"

Rockstar, takes the phone, later to tell me he only said for now.

"'Never mind!'
5:33pm 3/18/08"

And she's off and running texting again:

"'Let's text!!!'
5:35pm 3/18/08"

But I have been in another room and Ms. Witty has been ignoring the beeping and ringing from the Razr that indicate a fresh supply of messages from Rockstar. Keep reading.

"'Hannah Fanna?'
5:36pm 3/18/08"

Rockstar was caught, red-handed and her parents had punished her:

"'Hannah Fanna Rockstar is not allowed to text d For one week. Mom.'
5:52pm 3/18/08"

When I came up Ms. Witty was laughing; telling me I had to read it. It was hilarious.

Cellphones, What Would We Do Without Them?

Yes. Ask yourself. Why the heck am I looking at a picture of a Pink Razr and another of text messaging?

Okay. Did you do it?

Good.

Now, I will tell you. I have to whisper or she will hear though. TEXT MESSAGING IS MY FAVORITE WAY TO COMMUNICATE WITH MY BEST FRIEND!

Oops, was that a bit too loud?

The only problem, yes we do have a problem, is that her dad has an i-phone, and my mom has a razr. She is a bit faster. Also, she doesn't know how to backspace, so we have the occasional occasion where I get confused by typos.She is grounded for a week because she didn't stop texting and is, I expect, horribly bored.

I can't wait for next week Rockstar!

No, she's not that good. And, hey! What's the name of the restaurant? I hope it's good. I don't like cheap food.