Bad Juju Bamboo!

Bamboo and I had some bad luck emails. If you remember this post about my texting, it's sorta like that.

You will be crushed by raining purple elephants and pizzas with olives. Yuck.

YOUARE SO DEAD!!!! OMG THE FREAKY GUY IN THE CANNED PRODUCE CENTER(A HOBO) JUST SAID THAT THE NEXT PERSON YOU E MAIL WILL BE A PART THE THE CANNED SPINACH AISLE!!!!

P.S TAKE THAT LADY! P.P.S GOOD LCUK BEIN TOTES GROSS. PPPS I WILL NOT BUY YOU.PPPPS. THE HOBO WAS ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO LOCATE YOU AND MAKE YOU INTO A PILE OF SPINACH IN A CAN.
-- TO BE CONTINUED...............AFTER DINNR. WICHT IS not SPINACH

HI JOE THE MUFFIN MAN IS GOIN TO BAKE YOU INTO A APPLE PIE. GOOD LUCK BEING DELICOUS.

You will drown in chocolate sauce.

You will be trampled by ducks.

NEWS FLASH BY BAMBOO
TODAY WE HAVE FINALLY COT THE HOBO TERRRORISING THE SPINACH IASLES!! HAVING A SPINACH FIESTA WITH POPEYES CANNED SPINACH. BUT NOT NORMAL SPINACH, THIS SPINACH WAS YELLING FOR HELP. WEN WE LOOKED INTO THE CAN WE SAY THE CUPCAKE, MADE ITO: CANNED SPINACH,........................ SAD HUH? HERES THE EVEDENCE PICS THEY ARE SCARY. SERIOUSLY. :p THAT MY FIREND,/SPINACH, IS A VERY HAPPY HOBO WITH A CRAVING FOR POPEYES SPINACH AND A HUGE CRAVING FOR SPINACH FIESTAS. WHOA, WEIRD HUH?


Just so you know, I wrote everything that wasn't in all CAPS.

Friday Jokes

This is sponsored by Bamboo:


Q: What do you call a person who doesn't toot in public?














Go down.
















A private tooter! Ha ha ha! LOL! Thanks Bamboo!

What Do You Do At A Sleepover When You're Bored?

Spit takes. That's right. Spit takes.

Okay, let's back up. Let me tell you the full story. Okay? Rewind.

So I had a sleepover with Rockstar and my newest newcomer to my blog my new-ish friend Bamboo. Why is she Bamboo? Because of the poem she made in second grade.

Bamboo
By: Bamboo
Bamboo, bamboo, bamboo.
Juicy bamboo, sweet bamboo, delicious bamboo.
Last of all, but best of all,

Pandas, spring, bamboo.

I know. Genius. Just for fun, I'll tell you her other hit.

Elk
By: Bamboo

I saw elk.
They were eating.
I got down and pretended to be an elk.
I love winter.

I know. Genius. But let's not get sidetracked. So, let's fast forward to the pizza. So, the pizza delivery guy came. We ate pizza. For dessert, we had cookies. Then, the best part of the whole night: Spit takes ! Luckily, Bamboo and I will laugh at anything. So, we stood by the door. When we gave the thumbs up, we would say something as lame as "pudding". Well, I said it was lame, didn't I? Okay, so it was totally awesome. I'll never forget it.