Here's a word-for-word transcript of the latest monologue by Rock Star; you can guess how it ended:
After approximately two hours of back and forth (mostly forth) between me and Rockstar:
"'stop texting for now
5:27 pm 3/18/08"
Rockstar, takes the phone, later to tell me he only said for now.
And she's off and running texting again:
But I have been in another room and Ms. Witty has been ignoring the beeping and ringing from the Razr that indicate a fresh supply of messages from Rockstar. Keep reading.
Rockstar was caught, red-handed and her parents had punished her:
"'Hannah Fanna Rockstar is not allowed to text d For one week. Mom.'
When I came up Ms. Witty was laughing; telling me I had to read it. It was hilarious.