Ohai There!

I couldn't think of a title for this post, so I called it... well, it's right there.

If I were red I would be a tomato
If I were orange I would be a carrot
If I were yellow I would be mustard
If I were green I would be lettuce
If I were blue I would be a blueberry
If I were purple I would be a grape

If I were red I would be sunburned
If I were orange I would be an Oopma-Loompa
If I were yellow I would look really weird
If I were green I would be... envious? Vomiting?
If I were blue I would be a Smurf
If I were purple, I have no idea what I would be

I have no idea why I wrote that.

Camping Trip

So, every year, the fifth grade goes on a camping trip. I got back from mine yesterday. We left on Thursday. And now, I will give you an account of the trip.

First without punctuation:

We left on a big bus Thursday morning and drove for 45 minutes until we reached a nature reserve our camping destination we went to the eating lodge and they gave us rules and cabin assignments my cabin was really nice and big I was with 12 other girls the cabin was called Casa we did a scavenger hunt using GPS and then we went on nature walks both were really cool and fun then we ate our lunches they were partially yummy then we began to prepare dinner there were 4 groups and 2 were making chili 1 was making salad and 1 was making garlic bread my group was making 2 chilis we made a meat chili and a vegetarian chili our meat chili was better than the other groups no offense to those who were in the other group making chili but they put in 2 containers of chili powder so it was very very very spicy the salad was good the garlic bread was waaaay too buttery but it was still goodish then we went on a night hike where we made owl calls to another group and ate those mints that make sparks when you chew them in the dark then we did a team building game then we had caramel apples and went to bed the beds were really comfy I had a top bunk then on Friday we went on a hike and fished for and studied pond life my shoes got really wet then we got on the bus and went back to school I played cards with a few friends I lost all the games we played but it was fun the camping trip was REALLY fun

Now with:




We left on a big bus Thursday morning and drove for 45 minutes until we reached a nature reserve, our camping destination. We went to the eating lodge and they gave us rules and cabin assignments. My cabin was really nice and big. I was with 12 other girls. The cabin was called Casa. We did a scavenger hunt using GPS and then we went on nature walks. Both were really cool and fun. Then we ate our lunches. They were partially yummy. Then we began to prepare dinner. There were 4 groups and 2 were making chili, 1 was making salad, and 1 was making garlic bread. My group was making 2 chili's. We made a meat chili and a vegetarian chili. Our meat chili was better than the other group's (no offense to those who were in the other group making chili, but they put in 2 containers of chili powder so it was very very very spicy.) The salad was good. The garlic bread was waaaay too buttery, but it was still goodish. Then we went on a night hike where we made owl calls to another group and ate those mints that make sparks when you chew them in the dark. Then we did a team building game. Then we had caramel apples and went to bed. The beds were really comfy. I had a top bunk. Then on Friday, we went on a hike and fished for and studied pond life. My shoes got really wet. Then we got on the bus and went back to school. I played cards with a few friends. I lost all the games we played but it was fun. The camping trip was REALLY fun!

My Story

Today I was bored so I sat down and wrote a short story using no punctuation just like this post is I hope you enjoy run on sentences because that is this whole post so here is my story I hope you like it and now I crave chocolate I always crave chocolate as noted in my story here it is I hope you like it


Once upon a time there was a blue and purple cow named Barty Barty had a pig friend named Coco Coco and Cocos pet ladybug like chocolate Chocolate is yummy I agree with Coco and Cocos ladybug whom I am calling Larry Larry is really cute and friendly Larry likes to compete in table tennis tournaments every Saturday at 747 and 3 second yay for Larry Larry is too small play table tennis so Larry always loses but Larry doesn't care because Larry is a good sport Larry has a Larry size ping pong table but it is too small for anyone to play Plus Larry was a loser in high school so nobody wants to even talk to Larry Oh no somewhere in the world a pig just became breakfast food POOR PIGGY :( Larry is also sad :( Larry is small so :( small frowny face

That  is the end of my awesome awesome awesome awesome story that was so very awesome you know what else is awesome thats right I am awesome because I really am really awesome awesomeness is me yay I am awesome

Hehehe I love being AWESOME

ARENT I AWESOME OOPS I FORGOT TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK BUT WHATEVER BECAUSE I LIKE WRITING IN CAPS LOCK YAY