Photo Hunters: Furry

This one has no explanation. You'll see why I've got it.

Well? She's furry, is she not?

Happy Photo Hunters!

Friday Jokes

Today's joke is gonna be funny. Be prepared to LOL!

Q: What do you call a rich melon?

When you're ready, go down.

A: A melonaire! Ha, ha, ha!

Wordless Wednesday: Pussy Vs. Printer. Who Will Win?

I found this at: MakesYouLaugh - Cry Without It . Make sure the voulume is on!

I've Been Tagged!

Feefifoto's gone and done it. She tagged me!

First I'll say the rules.

1. Each blogger starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.

2. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.

3. At the end of your blog post, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.

4. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they're tagged and to read your blog.

5. For the recipients, leave a comment for the person who tagged you, so they can go and read your answers. Let the fun begin. Tell me more about yourselves so I can get to know you better...

Okay, here are 8 things about me:

  1. I'm a bookaholic.
  2. I have glasses.
  3. I am going to sleepaway camp for only my second time this summer!
  4. I have been to 3 of the seven continents (one which I live in.)
  5. I have never been skiing.
  6. I am in third grade. (And it's the best third grade in the world.)
  7. The other four grandchildren are convinced that they are the favorite, but none of them have realized I'm the best of all of us.
  8. I like blogging, but Big Pain thinks it's stupid
Now, I'm tagging:
I think that's all I'll do.

These Are So Awesome!

Here's a video Ms. Witty sent me. If you like it, there's another one.

Did you like it?

If you liked that, this one's even cooler.

Has This Ever Happened To You?

Are you ready for some fun? Well then prepare for a bundle of laughs. These are 3 LOL stories.

Here's the first one:

It's winter. It's cold. There are those times where anything will freeze. Except computers. Those freeze in a different way. On to the story, anyway. Big Pain was pouring water out of his window in the car. It froze in 3 seconds. Ms. Witty and I tried it. It worked! So all of a sudden, the day was off to a good start, just because of a fun discovery.
THE END (of the first story)
PS: We had a picture of it, but we can't find it.
And the next:

Let's move to a different setting: summer. It's hot. You're bored. You decide to fry eggs on your driveway. That's exactly what Big Pain and I did. We cracked them. And guess what? I won! Mine fried first! That's how you can brighten up your own summer day.
THE END (of the second story)

All right. You need a break. Get up, wash your hands, go to the bathroom, eat a snack, make sure the house isn't burning down, then come back. There's still one more story.

Are you ready? OK.

Last story, coming up:

It's winter, about ten years ago. (I wasn't alive. This is Ms. Witty's story.) But anyway, it's winter, about ten years ago. Ms. Witty heard the weather people saying that it was so cold that you could walk outside with a hot cup of coffee, throw the coffee up in the air, and by the time it came down, it would be frozen. Ms. Witty tried this, and it didn't work. Maybe because she was too chicken to go all the way outside, and not just stand in the doorway.
THE END (of the last story)

Friday Jokes

Here's the weekly joke. Here it goes!

Why did the guy take a prune to the dance?

Do you think you know the answer? Go down when you're ready.

Because he couldn't find a date!

Ha, ha, ha!

Wordless Wednesday: Our New Pupsident

I saw this on TV Monday night. Isn't it hilarious?!?!

Birds and ‘Gators and Lizards, Oh My!

I asked my friend Daisy to do a guest post for me. And guess what? She did! Well, I'll stop writing and let Daisy wow you with her awesome awesomeness. So here's Daisy!

"Hello, everyone! My name is Daisy the Curly Cat. When my friend Hannah Fanna asked me to do a guest post on her blog, I was very excited. I thought real hard, and decided that I would like to tell you about a special part of where I live in south Florida. Sometimes it is called the "River of Grass." Do you know what it is? If you guessed the Florida Everglades you are correct!

The Everglades is teaming with wildlife! I live less than a mile from the edge of the Florida Everglades! The red "X" marks where I live, and the edge of the Everglades is on the left. This means I am lucky enough to see many interesting birds and animals in my own backyard

Everglades National Park is the largest subtropical wilderness in the United States and is one of the largest wetlands in the world. The Florida Everglades is a large marshland ecosystem, with the main feature being sawgrass marsh. The water and sawgrass form a shallow river that is 100 miles long and 60 miles wide! There are also small islands of trees that are called hardwood hammocks and something called cypress swamps and pine rockland.

Here are just a few of the beautiful creatures I have seen in my very own backyard:

These birds are called White Ibis. It is a wading bird, and catches fish with its funny-looking curved beak. This bird is endangered.

Can you spot the alligator in this picture? He swims around in the lake behind my house.

Here is a lizard. There are many lizards living in my backyard. I think they look like tiny alligators!

This is a Wood Stork. I do not see this kind of bird very often, and they are also endangered.

Finally, here is a Great Blue Heron. This bird is the largest heron in North America and can have a six foot wingspan!

It is very important to protect our environment so wildlife can continue to survive. And remember to keep watching your own backyard, because you never know what you might see!"

Thank you Daisy. Ladies and gentlemen, let's give her a round of applause! Yay!

Photo Hunters: Hat(s)

This is the beret I got for my birthday from my grandparents. I really like it. Do you see my new glasses? They are really awesome!

PS: I think when my mom took the picture, I blinked!

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Friday Jokes

This is my new segment. It is called:

(drumroll please)...

Friday Jokes!

In this segment, you'll get a new, funny, joke. Made by me!

Here's my first one:

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

Do you think you know the answer? Go down if you're ready.

A: To show he wasn't chicken!

Wordless Wednesday: Isn't That Adorable?

Answer key: It's Voldemort!...
Answer key continued: ...Wearing a headband!

My FOURTH Award!

Thanks to Chesteny for this one! I got the Friendship Flower Award from her. Here it is!

Here are the rules:

  • Copy the badge and put it on your blog.
  • Link back to the one who passed this tag to you.
  • Spread this tag to at least 7 bloggers or more who you think you are friends with.
I want to give this to:

Luxor- My awesome cat friend
Feefifoto- My mom
Daisy the Curly Cat- A cat classic
My Name Is Rashieka- A cute kid blog
Shih-Tzu Calendars and Gifts
- Cute shih-tzu things
Walt Disney World Auditions
- A good Entrecard dropper of mine
Beaded Tail- Cute pet stuff

Photo Hunters: Aftermath

Okay, this one's really funny. Photo Hunters today is aftermath. Guess what I have to show you.

Really. Guess!
I'm not showing you until you guess.

Okay, fine. Here it is:

Get it? Do you? Huh, huh, HUH?

Oh. That was embarrassing. WELL? Do you?

Okay, FINE.

It's old math homework of mine. Get it? AFTER MATH? Get it? *Please say yes, please say yes, please, please, PLEASE, pretty please!* Did you get it?

Wordless Wednesday: It's Hatching!

Is there any bird?

You're Looking (Well, Not Looking) But Anyway, Looking At A Genuine ...

...9 year old...

Yup. That's me! Today, at the exact moment this is posted, I am nine years old.

Aren't you as happy as I am? I hope you are. It would be a pity if you weren't. Bye and...

Haaaaaaaappy biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy toooooooooooooooooooo meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Cha cha cha!