This is a countdown to my Bat Mitzvah. (Visit my mom's blog if you don't know what a Bar/Bat Mitzvah is.)
Yes, we got the date for my Bat Mitzvah today! And, the coolest thing is, it falls exactly on my 13th birthday! That's possible because my birthday will be on a Saturday. Isn't that great? I know, I'm only nine, almost ten, but we need to know.
Oh, speaking of grandmas, here's what mine said today:
Me: "Hi Grandma!"
Me: "How're ya doin?"
Me: "Grandma, guess what!"
Me: "My Bat Mitzvah is on January 5, 2013!"
Her: "That's great! Let me go write that down."
At this point, I repeated this to Ms. Witty and Big Pain, who, of course, burst out laughing.
My grandma's so organized, she has a checklist for cooking Thanksgiving dinner!
I love her!
Aren't you so happy for me?
I am loving my new computer so much! Thanks mom, Big Pain, my aunt, my uncle, my girl cousin, my boy cousin, my other boy cousin, and their visiting exchange student, even. Thanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanksthanks THANK YOU!!!
Okay here's the computer Big Pain picked out:
Now here's the separate mouse they picked out:
And here's the case they picked out:
I like 'em and I think they're perfect. Thank you!
I donated $250 to the Heifer Project to buy a water buffalo, which we couldn't raise enough money for in second grade. But now I've done it! I raised money through ChipIn, and I owe thanks to:
Mom, who gave a lot of money
Big Pain, $10
My grandpa, $10
Dashery Jewelry, $10
And I want to say thanks! I couldn't have done it without your help.
This means my mom should pay me $25: A penny for every post I've written.
Make that $25.01: One to grow on.
Let's celebrate! Yay! Yay! Yay! *Dance, dance, disco, karaoke, robot, dance, sing, jump...*
ONE AWESOME CELEBRATION AND TWO GALLONS OF ROOT BEER LATER...
Yay! Yay! Yay! Take that modern society!
THIS POST HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY... YOU!
How many posts have you written?
"The Eastern chipmunk can produce two litters a year, with up to five young each. Thus within a decade, since cartoon chipmunks never die, there will be thousands of talking, singing chipmunks running around the animation universe, far more than the ecosystem can tolerate. They will begin showing up everywhere: stampeding through 'The Simpsons,' mucking up Japanese anime, driving Clifford the Big Red Dog bonkers. Earplug sales will soar as they sing their electronically manipulated heads off."
That just made my day. Click here to read the whole review.
Until someone did something very heroic.
I dropped out.
(And the bongo drums I got for Hanukkah are going to be fixed! We bought them 'cause they were a little wiggley.)
(And in 2 days is WiNtEr BrEaK! My cousins Moo and Mr. Moo are staying for the weekend!!)
ALONG WITH 3 OTHER KIDS, I'M GOING TO MY SCHOOL'S SPELLING BEE!!!!!!!!
Thanks, feel free to applaud...
Wait! I liked that applause! Keep going...
Okay, desist. Cease and desist.
I'm so happy! I was the only girl in the final 4 people. There was Ninja Bunny, Dude, another dude, and the fabulous MOI. All the girls were cheering for me.
The school Spelling Bee is on January 15th, giving me plenty of time to study.
Wish me loads of luck!!!
PS: I sent a text to my girl cousin in New York.
Here's what I said:
"Hi ______(her name)! It's _______ (my name). Today we had our class spelling bee and guess who's going to the school spelling bee? That's right. From my class there's me and (_________ my name)_________(boy from my class). From the other class is ________ (boy's name) and ________ (girl's name). I'm not sure about _______ (girl's name) though. Hope you're having a good day!!! :-)
_______ (my name)
And she said:
"Congratulashons thet's grate!"
Here's the link:
Wasn't that just so sweet?
Just something to complain about.
I want that!
"Daddy, I WANT a squirrel!"