Wow! In about two years, I write 250 posts! That's sorta exciting, and sorta cool! Do you know what this means? Of course you don't.
This means my mom should pay me $25: A penny for every post I've written.
Make that $25.01: One to grow on.
Let's celebrate! Yay! Yay! Yay! *Dance, dance, disco, karaoke, robot, dance, sing, jump...*
ONE AWESOME CELEBRATION AND TWO GALLONS OF ROOT BEER LATER...
Yay! Yay! Yay! Take that modern society!
THIS POST HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY... YOU!
How many posts have you written?