Showing posts with label Friday Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Friday Jokes. Show all posts

Hi Again

Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Ms. Witty's computer wasn't working.

Anyway, I'm sad to report I will not be doing Friday Jokes anymore. It's become too hard.

Don't worry, I'm funny enough.




Bye!

PS: Just in case, I have the last of the series:


So when Wendy celebrated her 1st birthday, her favorite present was...





A Jack in the Box.

Friday Jokes

This is a start of a chain of jokes:


Q: Where did Burger King and Dairy Queen get married?


























Down.
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A: the White Castle! LOL!

PS: This will be a chain of fast food jokes made by moi.

Friday Jokes

This is sponsored by Bamboo:


Q: What do you call a person who doesn't toot in public?














Go down.
















A private tooter! Ha ha ha! LOL! Thanks Bamboo!

Friday Jokes

Ms. Witty's supplying this one, okay?

Why don't buffaloes travel with cellphones?













This way. Keep going down.


















Because they don't want to pay roaming charges.

I know, I don't get it either.

Sorry This Friday Joke Is So Late

I never got the chance. Okay, here goes.

Okay, I give up. I don't have a joke. I'm sorry.

JUST KIDDING!

No, I don't have a joke.

Wait! Don't leave! Okay, I got NOTHING.

Can you help me out?

Friday Jokes

Sorry this one's late. Here it is:

Q: Where do generals keep their armies?
















Go down when you know it or give up.

















A: In their sleevies!


Joke courtesy of Ms. Witty.

Friday Jokes

Okay, this one I made up this week. Here goes:

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Chewy meat.

Chewy meat who?

Chewy meat in Chicago?

C'mon, say it out loud. Chewy meat? Shall we meet? C'mon, it's funny.

Friday Jokes

I told you we'd have a cupcake- related joke. Here it is:


Two cupcakes are sitting in an oven. One turns to the other and says "Man, it's getting HOT in here." The other one turns to the other and says "Ahhhhh! A talking cupcake!"

Happy Friday Jokes! Ha, ha, ha. I'm doing Photo Hunters tomorrow. See you then!

The Second VIC (Very Important Change)

Now, I've changed my name. Now, I'm gonna change. Again! This time, watch out. When I comment, don't look for "Hannah Fanna."

Look for "The Cupcake!" Yup. That's me!

Tune in on Friday for my cupcake- related hahalarious joke.

Then, tune in on Saturday for the biggest change of all.

Duh, duh, DUHHHHHH.

Friday Jokes

Let's get right to it!

Q: What's a cat's favorite kind of cheese?














You know the drill, when you're ready, blah blah blah, go down, yeah, yeah, yeah.


























A: Mousarella cheese.

The First Change

That"s right! I'm changing my name today! Yayyyyyyyy!

Our next thing I'll tell you in a week. The 25th, to be exact.

Until Friday Jokes, au revoir!

You shall now know me not as "The Big Hannah Montana Fan", but as The Cupcake Bakery! Yayyyyyy!

Friday Jokes

Here's the joke for today:

Q: How can you tell the difference between a dog and a dogwood tree?















Are you ready? Continue down when you know the answer.


























A: By the bark! Ha, ha, ha!

PS: Happy Valentine's Day!

Friday Jokes

Today's joke is gonna be funny. Be prepared to LOL!


Q: What do you call a rich melon?






When you're ready, go down.




















A: A melonaire! Ha, ha, ha!

Friday Jokes

Here's the weekly joke. Here it goes!


Why did the guy take a prune to the dance?







Do you think you know the answer? Go down when you're ready.














Because he couldn't find a date!

Ha, ha, ha!