This is a carrot. Carrots are good for your eyes. Rabbits like to eat them. No, they are not radioactive, carrots are naturally bright orange. But carrots used to be white, or so I am told by my dear mother, Ms. Witty. Like, a long time ago. But now they come in lots of colors. Once, my brother sneezed carrots all over himself when he was a baby. All over his adorable brand new outfit and everything.

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