This one's funny.
There's a giant who lives in top of a mountain, and he has a lot of treasure. There are people who live at the bottom of the mountain called Trids. The Trids are always going up the mountain and trying to steal his treasure. Somehow, he always finds them and kicks them down. One day, a rabbi comes into town. He hears the stories, and goes up the mountain. He steals the treasure, and the finds the giant. He says "Why didn't you kick me down? I stole your treasure." The giant laughs and says "Silly rabbi! Kicks are for Trids!"