Note To Self:

Dear Cupcake,

I regret to inform you that this was the second time you've forgotten to take me off before you step in the shower. You may realize that when I am wet, you see spotted vision. And we both know that that is not good. The only solution is that you stop being so stupid. Give my regards to your necklace.

Your beautiful and now wet friend,
I. Glasses


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