In Which I Am Almost A Bat Mitzvah

My Bat Mitzvah is tomorrow! So is my 13th birthday, and I've only gotten one birthday card. It's only slightly offensive.

I'm not nervous yet, which is kind of disturbing. I mean, my Bat Mitzvah is tomorrow and I have been sleeping well and everything! Not a single butterfly in my stomach! That's what I find unsettling.

But still, my birthday is tomorrow! I'm 4748/4749 of a teenager. (Stop looking so impressed. I used a date calculator to find that number.

So, wish me happy birthday, good luck, and mazel tov! Buh-bye, now!

Happy Birthday To... Me?

I got this very amazing birthday card for my twelfth eleventh birthday. Here is a video of it performing!



Happy birthday to me!

"Double Digits!": Celebrating 10 Years Of Me!

Today is my birthday! Today is my birthday! Today is my birthday! Today is my birthday! Today is my birthday! Today is my birthday! Today is my birthday! Today is my birthday! Today is my birthday! Today is my birthday!


Did you get me a present?

How 'bout ten of them?

It's my 10th birthday and I'm so happy! It has been exactly ten years since I was brought into this world to make others happier. Along the way I have faced many hardships: Fights, tantrums, aches and pains, forgetting to do my homework, the occasional "I bit a girl at summer camp when I was four and got suspended."

There have also been good things: Every teacher who asked if I could stay with them and become Miss Cupcake, my 104% spelling tests, getting into the spelling bee and the top four in the fourth grade spelling bee, ummmmm...

There was other stuff!

I'm so glad I'm finally ten! Even if I'll always be younger than half my friends and older than the other half, I'm still ten! Even if Rockstar looks closer to ten than I do, I'm still ten!

As a joke, one of our contractors gave me a piece of defective flooring. I made some clothes out of tissue paper and drew a face in Sharpie. Her name is Michelle!

Happy birthday toooooooo meeeeeeeeeeeee...

Happy Birthday Wynner

Happy birthday Wynner! I took her to get a pedicure for her birthday. Like Rockstar's, I'll give you a list of things she got.

• A large variety of clothing (including pajamas and sleep masks.)( I know some of you are probably thinking: Why the heck does an 8 year old need a sleep mask?)
  
• A bengal tiger Webkinz.
• A Hannah Montana CD.
• A mouse Lil Kinz.
• I could keep going, but you're probably getting bored.

Anyway...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WYNNER! WOO HOO!

Rockstar's 8th Birthday

Today is Rockstar's 8th birthday. I got her present at Feefifoto.com. Even though I am out of town, I called her. She got...

• A bunny Webkinz
• A picture frame from Wynner
  
• Perfume, I think, and some other stuff.

(This is a secret until Monday, so Rockstar, if you read this before then, don't tell me, then please act surprised when you get it.)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROCKSTAR! Woo hoo!