My Bat Mitzvah is tomorrow! So is my 13th birthday, and I've only gotten one birthday card. It's only slightly offensive.
I'm not nervous yet, which is kind of disturbing. I mean, my Bat Mitzvah is tomorrow and I have been sleeping well and everything! Not a single butterfly in my stomach! That's what I find unsettling.
But still, my birthday is tomorrow! I'm 4748/4749 of a teenager. (Stop looking so impressed. I used a date calculator to find that number.
So, wish me happy birthday, good luck, and mazel tov! Buh-bye, now!
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Aww. Well, please accept (in order) my condolences about your lack of birthday cards, my birthday greetings to make up for the lack thereof, and congratulations and good luck and . . . hmm . . . did I miss anything?
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