So, have you read about my experience with oyster crackers? Well, if you haven't, you're in for a surprise.
Now go read about my oyster crackers and don't come back 'till you've read every single word!
Okay, have you done it? Good. So, let's get started!
Okay, here's a hint:
Okay, now do you think you know? Let's put it together. Sprite+My oyster crackers adventure=Uh-oh. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Yes, you are good.
Here's how it happened:
So, Big Pain was at school, and he bought me a Sprite. We got to his school, and he ran. With the soda in his backpack. You see where I'm going with this, right? Yup. I think you're smart enough to see the problem. So, he got in the car, and said, "Hannah Fanna, I got something for you." I replied "Oh cool, thanks!" And out he pulled the bottle. Dun, dun, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun. I opened it. But this time, it didn't go BOOM. It went the way that always happens. Tsssssssssssssssss. I was soaked.
Why am I cursed?
PS: Big Pain kept on apologizing.