Tomorrows Weather? Sunny, With Slight Showers Of Oyster Crackers

Flying oyster crackers.So, Labor Day weekend was a blast. Blast, geddit? Oh, well, you'll get it soon.

So, anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted by... by... by, oh you are good. Fine, I interrupted myself.

Okay, no more distractions... *Distant music plays* Ooh! The ice cream truck!

Okay, fine. I went out to lunch in Springfield, Illinois. I got chili. They came with, ooh, you guested it! Oyster crackers! So, I was opening my oyster crackers, so I tried popping it. Pop! It popped, but nothing happened. I tried pinching and pulling. And then...
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BOOM!

The oyster crackers flew like a firework display. One hit Big Pain in the eye.

*Laughs...*

There were people walking in the door right as it exploded, that got showered. With oyster crackers.

Now do you get my little thing about a blast?

Have you ever gotten showered with oyster crackers?

4 Comments:

Carol said...

You made me laugh...I could just envision that incident. ::::poof:::: crackers everywhere but in your soup.

Daisy said...

I wish I could get showered with catnip! That would be fun!

We are keeping an eye on the real weather because Ike is moving right towards where I live. Oh noes!

feefifoto said...

Showered with oyster crackers? Yes, in fact that happened to me just a couple days ago. I was eating lunch in some restaurant (coincidentally also in Illinois) and some kid at my table flung an entire package of oyster crackers into the air. Most of them landed on the floor but some ended up in my chair. Personally, I thought it was hilarious.

Anonymous said...

What you needed was an Oysterrite umbrella to avoid the harmful showers. Let us know when you plan another big party

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