Bad Juju Bamboo!

Bamboo and I had some bad luck emails. If you remember this post about my texting, it's sorta like that.

You will be crushed by raining purple elephants and pizzas with olives. Yuck.

YOUARE SO DEAD!!!! OMG THE FREAKY GUY IN THE CANNED PRODUCE CENTER(A HOBO) JUST SAID THAT THE NEXT PERSON YOU E MAIL WILL BE A PART THE THE CANNED SPINACH AISLE!!!!

P.S TAKE THAT LADY! P.P.S GOOD LCUK BEIN TOTES GROSS. PPPS I WILL NOT BUY YOU.PPPPS. THE HOBO WAS ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO LOCATE YOU AND MAKE YOU INTO A PILE OF SPINACH IN A CAN.
-- TO BE CONTINUED...............AFTER DINNR. WICHT IS not SPINACH

HI JOE THE MUFFIN MAN IS GOIN TO BAKE YOU INTO A APPLE PIE. GOOD LUCK BEING DELICOUS.

You will drown in chocolate sauce.

You will be trampled by ducks.

NEWS FLASH BY BAMBOO
TODAY WE HAVE FINALLY COT THE HOBO TERRRORISING THE SPINACH IASLES!! HAVING A SPINACH FIESTA WITH POPEYES CANNED SPINACH. BUT NOT NORMAL SPINACH, THIS SPINACH WAS YELLING FOR HELP. WEN WE LOOKED INTO THE CAN WE SAY THE CUPCAKE, MADE ITO: CANNED SPINACH,........................ SAD HUH? HERES THE EVEDENCE PICS THEY ARE SCARY. SERIOUSLY. :p THAT MY FIREND,/SPINACH, IS A VERY HAPPY HOBO WITH A CRAVING FOR POPEYES SPINACH AND A HUGE CRAVING FOR SPINACH FIESTAS. WHOA, WEIRD HUH?


Just so you know, I wrote everything that wasn't in all CAPS.