So, like, it's like, um, well, like, Mother's Day, so, well, thanks mom. You rock! Mom, this is for you.
Can you spell, "I LOVE YOU?" Here's how:
I. look up to you
L.et me tell you how:
O.f all moms in the world, you're the best
V.ery hard to beat, you are
E.veryone should be jealous of me 'cause I have you
Y.ou are one of my favoritest people in the world
O.n a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being high, 1 being low,) you are a 13
U.nder pressure, you can always help me
HAPPY wait, what? What is today? Um, oh, wait, almost got it, YES! HAPPY... Oh, shoot. Forgot what I was gonna say. Wait, ... ... ... ... DING! Oh yeah! Happy Father's Day? No, wait, HAPPY MOTHER"S DAY MOM!
Umm... Yola?
Hi... Sorry I haven't been posting.
I have been really busy. I know that's the normal excuse, but I mean it. I have end of year everything. We are now learning to map the United States of America. Plus, I am already planning Halloween costumes. Chili, me, and another one of our friends have two good ideas so far. But I can't tell you what they are unless you PROMISE not to copy off us. If you really, REALLY care, send me an e-mail and I will tell you. Just press the little pink and white envelope in the lower right hand corner.
I am still kinda bored. But not as bored as... Umm... Well... Hmm... *Smoke comes out of my ears and head* *Grunting* Brain... Computing... Thinking... DING! OMG? Guess what? Cheese is so good! And yellow! And holey! And yellow!
Okay, hum....
'Kay, bye now!
I have been really busy. I know that's the normal excuse, but I mean it. I have end of year everything. We are now learning to map the United States of America. Plus, I am already planning Halloween costumes. Chili, me, and another one of our friends have two good ideas so far. But I can't tell you what they are unless you PROMISE not to copy off us. If you really, REALLY care, send me an e-mail and I will tell you. Just press the little pink and white envelope in the lower right hand corner.
I am still kinda bored. But not as bored as... Umm... Well... Hmm... *Smoke comes out of my ears and head* *Grunting* Brain... Computing... Thinking... DING! OMG? Guess what? Cheese is so good! And yellow! And holey! And yellow!
Okay, hum....
'Kay, bye now!
Israel Day 4
Wow, that day went by fast. We are done touring and tonight, we are having a Shabbat dinner. (Shabbat shalom!)
Today we saw a church. Yeah, the last place where you expect to see a church is in ISRAEL. Yes, I went to churches in Rome and the Westminster Abbey in London.
BUT, this was special, I guess. It’s the place where Jesus died, I think.
Then we bought stuff, I got a birthday present for Rockstar, it is a bracelet with a hand on it. The hand is supposed to keep away the evil eye. We also got some t-shirts, I wanted a Cardinal’s one but instead I got one that was like this
(picture of a blue fish)
Med. Sea
(picture of a red fish)
Red Sea
(blank outline of a fish)
Dead Sea
Jumbo Pain got a shirt with a smiley face with the Jewish curls on the side and a black hat. The caption is, “DON‘T WORRY, BE JEWISH.”
Oh, and bye the way? Our Shabbat dinner was H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E
That’s all, folks!
Today we saw a church. Yeah, the last place where you expect to see a church is in ISRAEL. Yes, I went to churches in Rome and the Westminster Abbey in London.
BUT, this was special, I guess. It’s the place where Jesus died, I think.
Then we bought stuff, I got a birthday present for Rockstar, it is a bracelet with a hand on it. The hand is supposed to keep away the evil eye. We also got some t-shirts, I wanted a Cardinal’s one but instead I got one that was like this
(picture of a blue fish)
Med. Sea
(picture of a red fish)
Red Sea
(blank outline of a fish)
Dead Sea
Jumbo Pain got a shirt with a smiley face with the Jewish curls on the side and a black hat. The caption is, “DON‘T WORRY, BE JEWISH.”
Oh, and bye the way? Our Shabbat dinner was H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E
That’s all, folks!
Israel Day Three
At 8:00 we got on the bus. First, we did something very exciting.
Big Pain and Royal Pain became Bar Mitzvahs. Well, Royal P was Bar Mitzvah-ed(?) last year and Big P’s is coming up in June. Royal is 14, Big will be 13 in May.
My big brother is a man.
Then, after that, we went to the whatchamacallit--Parliament--thingy--Knesset. It was cool. Very cool. We saw 3 tapestries that took the artist 8 YEARS to make . We also saw the room where all of the people vote and that stuff.
Then, everyone went to the Holocaust Museum thingy-ma-bobber. Everyone but me (My mom: “It‘s too scary!”) and my grandma. (Did I mention that this is her 36th trip to Israel?) We went back to the hotel and had a W-O-N-D-E-R-F-U-L lunch. I had minestrone and blintzes (one of the best foods ever, right up there with pizza, sushi, chocolate, and kugel.) I also ordered a hot chocolate. They brought me a cup full of warm milk with foam on the top. There was a chocolate truffle thingy on the bottom and I got to stir it up. Then, when we went out to dinner, I got tuna.
Peace out America!
Big Pain and Royal Pain became Bar Mitzvahs. Well, Royal P was Bar Mitzvah-ed(?) last year and Big P’s is coming up in June. Royal is 14, Big will be 13 in May.
My big brother is a man.
Then, after that, we went to the whatchamacallit--Parliament--thingy--Knesset. It was cool. Very cool. We saw 3 tapestries that took the artist 8 YEARS to make . We also saw the room where all of the people vote and that stuff.
Then, everyone went to the Holocaust Museum thingy-ma-bobber. Everyone but me (My mom: “It‘s too scary!”) and my grandma. (Did I mention that this is her 36th trip to Israel?) We went back to the hotel and had a W-O-N-D-E-R-F-U-L lunch. I had minestrone and blintzes (one of the best foods ever, right up there with pizza, sushi, chocolate, and kugel.) I also ordered a hot chocolate. They brought me a cup full of warm milk with foam on the top. There was a chocolate truffle thingy on the bottom and I got to stir it up. Then, when we went out to dinner, I got tuna.
Peace out America!
Israel Day #2
Enjoy Day 2 of our vacation in Israel
I woke up in the morning and got a fabulous breakfast. Then we jumped on the bus and headed to Masada. Masada is a really, really, old, big mountain. On top of it is the world’s oldest sanctuary! It is this really complicated, long story involving Romans and suicide. We took the cable cars up, while my aunt, uncle, Royal Pain, Jumbo Pain, and my other cousin walked up. On the way down, I walked with Ms. Witty and Big Pain while everyone else took the cable cars. After that we got a delicious lunch and then changed into our swimming suits. Then we headed out to the Dead Sea, the lowest point on Earth. There, it is so salty that instead of sand on the bottom, there’s salt! We floated and sat in the water and had FUN. Then we went to the hotel for a bit and then went to dinner. It was a good dinner, overall. We walked back to the hotel and now I am here.
That is all.
I woke up in the morning and got a fabulous breakfast. Then we jumped on the bus and headed to Masada. Masada is a really, really, old, big mountain. On top of it is the world’s oldest sanctuary! It is this really complicated, long story involving Romans and suicide. We took the cable cars up, while my aunt, uncle, Royal Pain, Jumbo Pain, and my other cousin walked up. On the way down, I walked with Ms. Witty and Big Pain while everyone else took the cable cars. After that we got a delicious lunch and then changed into our swimming suits. Then we headed out to the Dead Sea, the lowest point on Earth. There, it is so salty that instead of sand on the bottom, there’s salt! We floated and sat in the water and had FUN. Then we went to the hotel for a bit and then went to dinner. It was a good dinner, overall. We walked back to the hotel and now I am here.
That is all.
Israel: Day #1:
Hi! I finally got around to posting the first post of my trip to Israel. No pictures.
The plane ride was long and the food was gross. I was cramped and my legs hurt.
Finally, we got off the plane and walked through the airport. The David Ben Gurion airport was beautiful. We got our bags, took some pictures, and hopped on the bus.
Yeah, I know that tour guides are supposed to never stop talking (maybe I should be one?) but ours talked wayyy too much. We saw the Old City and a stray cat that rubbed past my legs, like, 3 times. We also saw a replica of the Old City. (WOW!) our lunch was fabulous although I think we ordered wayyy too much. We went back to the hotel, where we had to wait 2 hours for our room to be ready. When we got the room, we realized that the room I am sharing with my mom is the Midget Room. It’s reaaally small and the bed is reaaally low.
For dinner we ate Moroccan food. It was great, and they gave us a fez. (I think I spelled that right.) half of the people tried it on: Big Pain, my cousin Royal Pain, my cousin Jumbo Pain, my grandpa, my uncle…
And then we went back to the hotel and now I am sitting here, drafting this post that I will post when I get home or get Wi-Fi.
Tomorrow we go to the Dead Sea!!!!1!!!!1! :-D
Oh, and PS? If you’re reading this, hi Linda! Hi Upchuck!
The plane ride was long and the food was gross. I was cramped and my legs hurt.
Finally, we got off the plane and walked through the airport. The David Ben Gurion airport was beautiful. We got our bags, took some pictures, and hopped on the bus.
Yeah, I know that tour guides are supposed to never stop talking (maybe I should be one?) but ours talked wayyy too much. We saw the Old City and a stray cat that rubbed past my legs, like, 3 times. We also saw a replica of the Old City. (WOW!) our lunch was fabulous although I think we ordered wayyy too much. We went back to the hotel, where we had to wait 2 hours for our room to be ready. When we got the room, we realized that the room I am sharing with my mom is the Midget Room. It’s reaaally small and the bed is reaaally low.
For dinner we ate Moroccan food. It was great, and they gave us a fez. (I think I spelled that right.) half of the people tried it on: Big Pain, my cousin Royal Pain, my cousin Jumbo Pain, my grandpa, my uncle…
And then we went back to the hotel and now I am sitting here, drafting this post that I will post when I get home or get Wi-Fi.
Tomorrow we go to the Dead Sea!!!!1!!!!1! :-D
Oh, and PS? If you’re reading this, hi Linda! Hi Upchuck!
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